The "Real" Housewives

Anyone else watch "The Real Housewives" series on Bravo? I love to hate it. Or hate to love it? Regardless, I record it and watch it every week.

If I could be a "real" housewife, I would totally be a NYC housewife. The OC cast is just too... plastic? They all have big fake hair, big fake boobs, and like, their social lives consist of backyard barbeques. The NYC housewives have lives I'm not ashamed to admit I wouldn't mind having. Their social agenda consists of parties in the Hamptons, Fashion Week, charity events, and all things socialite. I love it. And they are all seemingly educated successful women. I'd totally join their cast. You know they would add me in a heart beat. I'd fit right in.

Did anyone see the Atlanta season? Now there is some good bad tv. Love. It. Foreal. Talk about a love/hate relationship with a tv show. There are no words to describe my adoration and simultaneous disgust with this show. Self-proclaimed "Atlanta elite". Who I found through some thorough on-line research (don't judge!) are mostly broke and totally faking it for the show. The scandal! They renewed it, and when the new season starts, I highly suggest you give it a chance. There's really no better way to feel better about yourself.

The OC reunion is on now, and a new NYC episode just after that. You KNOW my dvr is all up on that. And I will be too in 3, 2, 1...