"Oh, hi there. You see this look I'm giving you? The look of sheer confidence? Mommy thinks I look drunk in this picture, but I don't know what that means. All I know is that I'm posing this way because this Halloween Costume makes me feel SO pretty and sassy. I've only been asking for a Minnie Mouse costume since BEFORE I was Tinkerbell LAST year. It's been a long time coming. I can barely contain myself! And you don't have to tell me- I KNOW I'm cute."